alms for the poor
i hate to beg. but moxie is already on the sidewalk with her tin cup and sunglasses begging for spare change. so its only fitting that this bitch ask for spare change as well.
my funds be low. how low you might wonder. in the negative at the moment. in other words i am up shit creek without a paddle. and would really love to purchase a paddle to help me get the fuck out of this situation. the people that owe me money arent payoing me. even the ex boyfriend who rarely paid for rent let alone anything else has told me to ‘make a list of what i owe and send it’ his way. and my ganga guy who not only smokes the shit (my shit mind you) he sells me but rarely contributes for what he consumes.
woe is me. woe is i. and then some. if youre willing and able to donate a dollar. 10 dollars. do i hear 20? anything it all would be most welcome and is most needed. im borderline prostitution here folks. its tempting but im more likely to be paid to leave. than paid to cum. give me a rim job. i mean rimshot.
again sorry for the about a boy and his begging. but desperate times call for desperate measures
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